Letra de Deal or No Deal - Kunt And The Gang

It's 3 O'clock in the afternoon
The Countdown Conundrum comes around too soon
I feel a heaviness in my heart
Cos Deal Or No Deal is about to start

There's Noel Edmonds with his lovely hair
Noel Edmonds can make you a quarter millionaire
There's Noel Edmonds with his beard so neat
There's Noel Edmonds with his smile so white

There's Noel Edmonds with his lovely hair
Noel Edmonds can make you a quarter millionaire
There's Noel Edmonds with his beard so neat
There's Noel Edmonds in a cuntish shirt
He's 63 but he looks about forty... five

You open the boxes, one by one
They contain money, different sums (of money)
Some contain large amounts and other's not so large amounts (of money)
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If you go home with a large amount you'll be pleased
But otherwise you'll probably just say what a great experience it was

There's Noel Edmonds with his eyes so blue
Noel Edmonds can make your dreams come true
There's Noel Edmonds on the phone to the banker
There's Noel Edmonds, what a professional

There's 22 boxes
And just one question
There's 22 boxes
And just one question
There's 22 boxes
And just one question
There's 22 boxes
And just one question
How the fuck is Noel Edmonds still on TV?