G
I like us better when we're wasted
                      D
It makes it easier to fake it
                        A
The only time we really talk
                               Em
Is when our clothes are coming off
                            G
I like us better when we're wasted
                      D
It makes it easier to say it
                            A
Lay all your laundry on the bed
                           Em
And then I'll lay in it instead
                            G
I like us better when we're wasted
G (strum once and hold)
Oh oh oh oh
G   G   D   D   A   Em   D   D   D (strum and hold last chord)
G
You are a glass half empty
Sipping my ocean dry
D
Emotionally spent me
                               A
Til none of our planets could align
    Em                         D
But I could stand you one more night
D    D    D   D   D (strum and hold last chord)
                            G
I like us better when we're wasted
                      D
It makes it easier to say it
                            A
Lay all your laundry on the bed
                           Em
And then I'll lay in it instead
                            G
I like us better when we're wasted
G (strum once and hold)
Oh oh oh oh
G
You are a catch 22
Either way I miss out
D
All of the grief I'd give you
                         A
Is energy I can live without
    Em                         D
But I could stand you one more night
D (strum and hold)          G
I like us better when we're wasted
                      D
It makes it easier to say it
                            A
Lay all your laundry on the bed
                           Em
And then I'll lay in it instead
                            G
I like us better when we're wasted
G (strum once and hold)
Oh oh oh oh
G   G   D   D   A   Em   D   D   D
D (strum and hold)          G
I like us better when we're wasted
                      D
It makes it easier to say it
                            A
Lay all your laundry on the bed
                           Em
And then I'll lay in it instead
                            G
I like us better when we're wasted
G (strum once and hold)
Oh oh oh oh
G   G   D   D   A   Em   D
D (strum once and hold)
Oh oh oh oh