[Intro]
F# F5
[Verse 1]
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#    F5  F#  F5
  Your life is shit,          Shit
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#    F5  F#  F5
  Your life is bogus,         Bull
F#            F5    F#  F5  F#     F5  F#  F5
 Your life is crime,          Crime
F#            F5   F#  F5   F#    F5  F#  F5
 Your life is hell,           Hell
[Chorus 1]
F#5  E5        B5   C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, with my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5         C5
I'm gonna die, don't fuck with me
[Bridge 1]
F# F5
[Verse 2]
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#    F5  F#  F5
  Your life is shit,          Shit
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#         F5   F#  F5
  Your life is clean,         Its clean
F#             F5   F#     F5     F#   F5  F# F5
  Your life is lame,  It's not so funny
F#             F5   F#  F5  F#     F5  F#     F5
  Your life is stale,         frail,     frail
[Chorus 2]
F#5 E5        B5   C5          F#5
    I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5           B5   C5    F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5         B5     C5    F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5      C5    F#5
I'm going to hell on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5
I'm gonna die, watch the pain!
[Bridge 2]
F# F5
[Mid-section]
F#     E5   B5 C5
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  Your life is shit
F#     E5      B5          C5
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
F#  E5     B5              C5
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
F#         E5     B5  C5
And you're gonna wish that you did
F#    E5     B5     C5
And retire on the profits
F#    E5     B5     C5
First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars
F#    E5     B5     C5
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
F#    E5     B5     C5
With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop
F#    E5     B5     C5
And then I am going to put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
F#    E5     B5     C5
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
F#    E5     B5     C5
I've accumulated over the past 62 years
F#    E5     B5     C5
Then I'm going to get some plywood
F#    E5     B5     C5
I'm going to get some plywood
F#    E5     B5     C5
And cut them up into two by two feet squares
F#    E5     B5     C5
Then I'm going to get some burlap
F#    E5     B5     C5
And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
F#    E5     B5     C5
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
F#    E5     B5     C5
And then I'm going to go to the beach
F#    E5     B5     C5
I'm going to go to the beach
F#    E5     B5     C5
And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
F#    E5     B5     C5
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood
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And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
F#    E5     B5     C5
And sell 'em for lots of money
F#    E5     B5     C5
People will be paying top dollar
F#    E5     B5     C5
For my kids' new used new toys and clothing
F#    E5     B5     C5
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
F#    E5     B5     C5
I've been sleeping on
[Chorus 3]
F#5  E5        B5   C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5      C5   
I'm going to hell on my libido
F#5  E5        B5   C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5  C5     
I'm gonna die on my libido
F#5  E5        B    C5          F#5
     I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5   F#5
I'm gonna die on my libido
E5        B5   C5          F#5
I'm gonna die, start a new union
E5        B5   C5
I'm gonna die, watch the pain