Capo III Fret 
 
Intro 
 
(E5) I gave up pamento cheese 
Domino's delivery 
Whiskey sours 
Apple pies 
Finger-lickin' chicken fried 
Are (B5) gastronomic history 
I (E5) used to like them scary shows 
But I gave 'em up a while ago 
Don't do no death-defyin' 
Rollercoster ridin' 
(B5) Now days I just take it slow 
Ever (C) since we started datin' 
(D) I been compensating 
To (C) keep from gettin' up 
To (D) heaven any quicker  
 
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker 
(E5) Hard on the ticker 
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker 
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker  
 
Now, (E5) when she wiggles through my door 
My chin gets heavy hits the floor 
Silky hair, scarlet lips 
Swingin' double-jointed hips 
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My (B5) blood begins to roar 
And (E5) when she nibbles on me ear 
It's partly pleasure, partly fear 
Little dab is all it takes 
To get my heart a palpatatin' 
(B5) Feelin' like the end is near 
I (C) oughta get a policy 
Of (D) double indemnity 
It'd (C) make my beneficiary 
A (D) whole lot richer 
 
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker 
(E5) Hard on the ticker 
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker 
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker 
 
Solo 
 
I (C) oughta get a policy 
Of (D) double indemnity 
It'd (C) make my beneficiary 
A (D) whole lot richer 
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker 
(E5) Hard on the ticker 
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker 
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker 
 
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